Frequently Asked Questions

Do you fancy the pub tonight? Is it in yet? Do you love me? What time do you call this? Are we there yet? What's that smell? But what do you REALLY mean? - (From T Korisheli) Did you hear what happened on Friday? How was it for you? - (From C Bonsell) Have you got a spare ciggie? And that's supposed to be funny, is it? Who?, Where?, When?, What? and Why? - (From Brett) How do you do? Why does it always rain on me? (From Sheepy Black) Is Elvis really dead? Do you prefer this one... or this one? Do you find her more attractive than me? How would you like it if I came in your face? Is this seat taken? Will you leave yourself alone? Did you remember my cancer prescription? Why don't you go on a diet, fat boy? Why do birds suddenly appear? Is this the real life? What the fuck? - (From C Bonsell)

Why does God allow such suffering? Is it a normal size? Does my bum look big in this? Have you ever been to a Harvester? (From M Edelman) Why am I here? How about, you know, with another girl? Why are you doing this to me? What have I ever done to you? Why don't you just let me go? If mommy loves me, why is she so cold? Have you farted? And exactly what's wrong with my mother? Have you ever thought about life insurance? Are you happy with your wash? Are you happy with your life? Have you ever thought about Jesus? What's it all about then, eh? - (From N Hoggard) Can I piss on your head? - (From C Marshall) Is it safe? Where is the rebel base? Is that supposed to happen then? Can I have some nuts? Ou est le syndicat d'initiative? What is the truth about rock music? Honestly, have I put on weight?

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