Worrying about death is a common phenomenon. Despite the fact that supposedly only God knows the whys and wherefores, people have devoted many hours of their tragically short lives worrying about the unimaginable. Well, worry no more, because now Jinx can tell you*.
Just enter your first name and last name, and think of your favorite colour whilst hitting the submit button, and the answer will appear by magic, worked out the rest using the strange eldritch powers that we got off some geezer in a black suit at some crossroads at midnight! Very cheap it was too!
* Disclaimer: Are you a creepy Christian who's writing to complain about our alleged blasphemy, like all those people who complained about the Death Clocks site? Don't bother writing; we admit it - You're quite correct: God really is the only one who knows the answer. Oh, and Smarties. They do too. But not us. All our info comes via this Mr B.L. Zebub bloke we met at the crossroads and we're starting to suspect he may be a bit of a lying-fib-pants, so I wouldn't trust what we say at all.